Work and Live in United Arab of Emirates وظائف خالية بالامارات ، تاشرة عمل الامارات
الأحد، 27 سبتمبر 2009 - - 0 Comments
واحد ركب اتوبيس.. جاله الكمسرى بيقول له تذاكر ... قال له امين شرطه..... سابه وراح للجانبه قال له: تذاكر .... قال له: أبراهيم شرطه |
اصطحبت امرأة زوجها إلى العيادة
الجمعة، 11 سبتمبر 2009 - - 0 Comments
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Role Model
الأربعاء، 9 سبتمبر 2009 - - 0 Comments
FIND OUT WHO TRULY
IS YOUR ROLE MODEL.
DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET!!
FIRST, DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN
SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.
It's CRAZY how accurate this is!
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3
4) Then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator.. ...)
5 ) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....
6 ) Add the digits together
Now Scroll down
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With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:
1. Einstein
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Snoopy
4. Ronald Reagan
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. Brad Pitt
8. Babe Ruth
9. Ellyas
10. Sir Isaac Newton
I know.....I just have that effect on people.....one day you, too, can
be like me.....Believe it...........my dear friend......
P.S. Stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST
DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!
شغل مصري
الثلاثاء، 8 سبتمبر 2009 - - 0 Comments
تم طرح مناقصة لصيانة سور البيت الابيض
تقدم مقاول امريكي و مكسيكي و مصري للمناقصة
الامريكي اخد مقاسات السور و تقدم بسعر 900 دولار للمتر
سأله مسئول البيت الابيض: ليه 900 دولار؟
قال : 400 دولار مواد + 400 دولار عمالة و 100 دولار فائدتي
و المكسيكي اخد مقاسات السور و تقدم ب 700 دولارللمتر للمناقصة
لما سأله قال: 300 دولار مواد + 300 دولار عمالة و 100 دولار فائدتي
اما المصري بدون ما ياخد أي مقاسات راح لمسئول البيت الابيض وهمس في أذنه:
أنا سعري 2700 دولارللمتر
مسئول البيت الابيض صرخ فيه: انت مجنون ليه
2700
دولار؟!!!!
رد عليه المصري بكل برود وبهمس شديد:
طول بالك
لك 1000 دولار...... و1000 دولار لي ....... و نخلي المكسيكي يعمل الشغلانه بـ 700 دولار.
وفاز بالمناقصة
WIFE CHEATING ON HUSBAND
الاثنين، 7 سبتمبر 2009 - - 0 Comments
| A man goes hunting with a bunch of his friends on His land!! They have been hunting a while and his best friend says"hey I can see in your bedroom with my scope". He says " who's that man in the bedroom with your wife? The husband says "what? r u joking? The friend replies,"no honestly. I can see them!! The husband says "Fine shoot her in the head and him in the private!! The friend replies"I CAN GET THAT IN ONE SHOT!!!!!!!!" |
sardar
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Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Sardar got a SMS from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....
After finishing MBBS, Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finally Said:
Torch is okay"